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[Go Single Lady] Episode 13
Don't be like this.
It tickles! Don't be like this.
Don't be like this.
Don't be like this. It tickles!
Why is there such a familiar feeling?
This smell is...
Please tell me you are not Porky.
Fanjiang Porky!
What are you doing?
My goodness!
Fanjiang Porky, what are you doing?
Fanjiang Yu!
Hurry and come eat breakfast, and stop playing with Porky.
Don't forget that we have to go to the orphanage today to deliver milk.
Hurry up!
Porky, come on.
You... me... it...
Fanjiang Porky, what are you doing?
I'm warning you, don't kiss someone if you haven't brushed your teeth!
Your mouth stinks, okay?
Let me tell you.
The director of the orphanage is my elementary school teacher.
But this orphanage doesn't have a lot of funds
so I bring milk and bread to them every week.
If you're just donating milk and bread for the children
why don't you just ask someone else to deliver them?
Were you listening to what I was saying?
Didn't I just tell you that they're short-staffed?
So every week, after I deliver these items, I teach them in the afternoon.
This time, it'll be an outdoor class.
And I just so happen to need an assistant.
I can kill fish and cut meat, but I absolutely cannot deal with children.
When children screech, do you know how many decibels they can go?
70 to 80!
Normal people's emotions are affected at 40 decibels.
At 50 decibels, one will likely suffer insomnia.
At 60 decibels, work efficiency is significantly reduced.
To stay in an environment at 70 to 80 decibels for a long time
don't you know that you can go deaf and cause harm to other parts of your body?
Okay! Don't worry.
I've been for many weeks.
My body, mind, eyes, and ears are all very healthy.
Are you sure?
You'll definitely like them. They're so cute! So cute!
No.
They're really cute. They're little angels.
Little angels! You're the devil.
I really can't handle kids.
This is it. You see? It's here.
Hurry and get out of the car.
They're really cute. You'll definitely like them.
There's a mob of them!
- A wild mob. - Are you guys ready?
Ready!
Get in the car. Go!
- Get in. - Here, give this to me.
Okay. Give this to me. Okay, go, go, go!
Help me hold on to this.
Okay, everyone else sits in the front.
Help me close the door.
Okay, I'll help you put this away. Watch your foot.
Is this okay? Good.
Careful. Okay. The door is closing!
Get ready to leave.
Okay.
Hi.
Hello.
Is everyone ready?
Ready!
Go! Yeah!
We're leaving.
We're going to sit and eat fruits.
One for you and one for me.
Everyone is happy and laughing.
Little boys and little girls
please hurry.
Kids, slow down. Don't fall.
Miss Man Ling, is he your boyfriend?
- Of course not. - No.
A-Bu couldn't be here today
so he's your new teacher's assistant.
I like this new teacher's assistant
because he's dressed so fashionably, just like my Ken (Barbie doll).
Little girl, you have good taste.
Brand new handmade leather shoes from Italy matched with
French designer Victor's newest designs for this season.
Did you guys hear what he said?
He wore new shoes today, so what do we have to do?
Come.
If you wear new shoes, we have to step on it three times!
Hurry and run! Run faster!
I will kill you guys!
- Calm down. - My brand new handmade shoes!
Calm down. Calm down.
If I catch you, you're dead!
- Don't run! - Run faster!
Fanjiang Yu, you're so lame.
Do you guys know to do it?
You have to turn it like this and then tie it like this.
Later, we'll give it a hat, and it'll be all set, right?
Yep, give him gloves.
And then tie it tightly. Good job!
God!
My handmade shirt. My shoes.
I only wore it twice and it's already like this!
My God! My head hurts.
What is that?
So itchy!
So hot.
Give me the ointment.
What? It's mine.
Rub the ointment on your mosquito bites.
If you have no mosquito bites and you apply it, mosquitoes won't bite you.
Why didn't you say so sooner? I've already been bitten!
Do I have to tell you this kind of thing?
It's common sense. Even children know this.
Hurry and give it to me.
Kids come over here! Let's eat.
Okay, everyone can get their drinks.
But before you eat, I have a question for you guys.
Do you know why we need to put a scarecrow in the field?
I know! This way sparrows won't eat everything.
So scarecrows are the superheroes that protect the field.
That's right! Everyone, applaud.
So awesome.
Are the sparrows in the countryside that easy to fool?
They haven't seen the world.
Did I ask you? Why are you talking?
So kids, you must know
farmers have a very hard job.
So whether you're eating rice or noodles
you must eat all of it and not waste food, okay?
Okay!
I have another question I want to ask you guys.
Why did you guys have to make two scarecrows today?
Because the scarecrow would be too lonely
so we made him a girlfriend.
This way that can date and protect the field at the same time.
That's true.
If there was only one scarecrow in such a big field, he'd be very lonely.
Okay, then I will donate my scarf today
so that the woman scarecrow can become even prettier.
So she can look beautiful on her dates.
Thank you.
Handsome teacher's assistant.
Maybe you can donate your rather dirty Italian shirt
so that the kids can make the handsome scarecrow even more handsome.
Fine.
Since it's so dirty anyway, it's useless.
Take it.
Let's give him a round of applause and thank him.
Thank you!
He's so generous.
Let's drink something, and then go dress up the scarecrows, okay?
Okay!
Awesome!
Okay everyone, mission accomplished.
We can eat now.
Walk slowly.
Be careful.
Slowly. Don't go so fast.
Be careful.
Don't you think they're quite pitiful?
They both have their arms wide open, but they can never hug each other.
Known as Asia's Buffet, famous entrepreneur Fanjiang Rong
is suspected to have been in a plane crash in Brazil.
They are still investigating what caused the crash.
At least they both agree to endure the wind, sun, and rain together.
When they need someone by their side, they have each other.
They won't betray one another.
That must be the scarecrow with the best taste in the world.
You're quite lucky.
Such a handsome scarecrow is protecting your field.
It's the world's most narcissistic scarecrow.
They're really beautifully done.
With them protecting the field, I won't have to worry.
Then I'll have to trouble you to take care of these two scarecrows.
No problem.
Can you help me take a picture as a memento?
Thank you.
Kids! Come here to take a picture! We're taking a picture!
Thank you.
Hurry over!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry and run over. Be careful.
Stop eating.
I'm taking it now. Everyone, get closer.
Smile!
After I count to three, go 'yeah.' One, two, three.
Yeah!
What is this?
God, if I keep doing this, in one week
I'm going to be naked and walking around barefoot.
What should I do?
It was sunny out, so I hung your blanket outside.
And this is a package that David sent.
David knows me best!
So awesome!
We have those things that he sent!
Why don't you just use our things? What a waste of money.
For a gentleman to smell like cheap roses
do you know how much pain this had to go through?
What did they do wrong
for them to have to suffer with me?
A tacky parvenu like you only knows how to use toilet air fresheners as perfume.
For people like Fanjiang Yu and me 'Welcome to the Channel world' is our world.
The world of toilet air fresheners is over there.
Okay, it's easy to make it so that your brand name clothes don't suffer with you.
Here, here.
Just take whatever to wear. Not bad, right?
I'd rather be naked than wear his clothes.
Buy me new clothes.
New clothes?
Fanjiang Yu, since you're at my house
you're completely changing into a hoodlum, is that it?
What a cheap friendship, Pig Breeder!
When I gave you a makeover, you had hair stylists, designers, and makeup artists!
I made sure you went to the auction beautifully.
Now that I'm staying under your roof, you want me wear someone else's hand-me-downs?
What hand-me-downs? Just wear them to work! You...
Even the watch that you're wearing was a gift from me!
Oh, the hypocrisy of the world!
Fine! You want to buy new clothes?
I'll take you shopping.
We have to move quickly.
Otherwise the stores will be closed and we won't be able to buy any.
There are so many people here.
It's so hot.
Do you want to eat this? Pig's blood cake.
No. What pig's blood cake?
No? How is it?
- What is this? - Teh Tarik.
- Teh Tarik? I've never had that before. - Lame.
Try this, try this!
No. What is this?
This is a must-try at the night market!
Hurry.
Not bad, right?
Isn't this pork?
Didn't you say that you were taking me to buy clothes? Where are my clothes?
Up front, this whole line of stalls, they sell everything here!
Whatever clothes and shoes you want to buy
are all up front. What are you so anxious about?
Let's go!
You're so annoying. I won't wear that!
How do you wear that?
What do you think?
I'll feed you.
Made with mangoes?
Mango.
Look!
She thinks you're hot.
We got it!
What?
- I don't want it. - Try it.
You should try this. It suits you, see?
- Does it look good? - I want this one.
Iron Man!
Iron Man. Look, an Iron Man imitation.
I'll show you.
- I don't want these kinds of clothes. - Then what do you want to wear?
This is ugly.
So picky.
Watch out! I'm going to splash you!
- So dumb! - It's broken.
I'll give you another one. Do it slowly.
Special price of 399. Is it in US dollars?
It's because these aren't handmade in Italy, but mass produced by machines.
Wouldn't it be easy to wear the same thing as others? I don't want them.
Some people are just afraid that others look better in these clothes than they do.
Oh please.
For five consecutive years
I've been voted in magazines as having the best taste in clothes.
So many companies have given me their clothes begging me to wear them!
What a joke? Why would I be afraid of being compared?
Fine. Prove it to me then.
Okay?
How is it?
This one is good too.
Hurry up.
It's low.
Hi hi! Do you like your new home?
What should I call you?
I'll call you...
What kind of fish is it?
It's a red goldfish.
It's a Fanjiang fish!
- What Fanjiang fish? - Fanjiang fish.
It's an ocean sunfish.
It's dumb like you, so it's Fanjiang fish.
Fanjiang fish.
Fanjiang Fish! I'll call you Fanjiang Fish from now on.
What are you thinking about in there?
I wonder what Fanjiang Yu is thinking about right now.
Do you know?
Do you know what he's thinking about right now?
Porky, you're so good today. You're so obedient.
I'm relieved that you're in such a good mood.
Originally, I felt really bad
for being so busy with work that I haven't been spending time with you.
I never would've thought that you'd adapt better than me.
Come here. Good girl.
It's good.
I'll give them all to you.
In the past, I thought that the countryside air would smell like animal urine.
It seems pretty good.
It smells fresher than car exhaust.
That's not right.
There isn't a single convenience store or subway station near me.
This is the middle of nowhere. I shouldn't be here.
My mission was to change them.
Why am I adapting to this place?
This won't do. Our values can't get distorted.
Porky, remember.
The blood running through you is upper class blood.
From now own, we'll be our own masters.
We can't let others lead us by the nose, okay?
Here. Good girl.
This is amazing.
It's delicious.
This melon is really good.
- Yeah. - There's more porridge.
Why are we eating porridge today?
- It's delicious. - Get some for yourself.
Where's Fanjiang Yu?
He's taking the day off. He said he's going on a business trip to research something.
He also said he was borrowing the car.
He said he won't be going to the Agricultural Association today.
Research something?
- Yes. - What does he need to research?
How am I supposed to know?
Eat, eat.
It's delicious.
Taipei City Hall.
Taipei 101, I'm back!
My dear upper class society, I'm back!
Upper class air is awesome.
Welcome.
Thank you. Thank you.
This is the feeling.
I'm back.
This is the smell.
Hello. Are you looking for anything specific?
I can introduce some products to you.
Miss, can you show me the newest products?
- For men? - Of course. For gentlemen. Thank you.
Please wait.
You can try this one.
It's the newest cologne for men.
The ambiance of upper class society.
I want to try this one again.
No problem.
I feel more energized just by smelling it.
I haven't smelled such quality cologne in a long time.
It feels like I'm back in an upper class environment.
God! I'm way too happy over this.
My values have been distorted too much.
God.
After you're done with the performance report, put it on my desk.
Fanjiang Yu!
Wait for me.
Then you guys get back to work.
Okay.
Fanjiang Yu.
Fanjiang Yu, wait for me.
Wait.
Hi!
You don't remember me?
Xiao Han!
Yes, you're right!
Shouldn't you be in England?
I came back six months ago.
Do you have time later to have a meal with me?
Executive Director, these are the organic vegetables
from our collaboration with Wujie.
Also, the new committee chairperson for
the Agricultural Association will come later for a visit.
Executive Director!
Can I take some time off? Just one hour!
No, just half an hour is enough.
I will come back before the new committee chairperson gets here.
You're so starry-eyed.
- Hurry and go. - Thank you!
What time is it already?
Why isn't Fanjiang Yu here yet?
Hello? Xiou Wen?
Man Ling, you don't have a boyfriend yet, right?
There's a diamond-class VIP bachelor who just joined
and specifically said he wants to meet you!
Miss, how about afternoon tea?
Specifically asked to see me?
- Is he crazy? - Yep.
Remember to dress up.
I saw the news about you leaving Da Wu Xian.
You looked so good!
I've been meaning to contact you to see if I could help you with anything.
Don't worry about me.
Who am I? Fanjiang Yu!
These kinds of small matters are nothing to me.
You're just like you were in the past.
You haven't changed at all.
Are you complimenting me?
Oh yeah! So where are you working now?
Me?
I'm the COO of a chain corporation.
Wow! COO! Amazing!
That's too bad.
Originally, I wanted to ask if you would be interested
in being the marketing head of our department store.
I know this is a little rude
but I've admired your talent for a long time.
I hope we can work together one day.
Oh right.
This is my business card.
My contact information is there.
Do you want to take some time to think about it?
'One, within half a year, you must make Happy Farm'
'into a part of upper class society.'
'Two, within half a year, you must make Happy Farmer's Association'
'into a fashionable brand.'
'Three, within half a year, you must have Man Ling'
'enter upper class society and find true love.'
'If you accomplish all three conditions, you'll get...'
one, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand...
NT$100 million as a thank you?
This is an opportunity for you to make a comeback.
Looking forward to a good collaboration.
Why didn't you ask me earlier?
If you had asked me earlier
I wouldn't have signed my life away for NT$100 million.
I wouldn't have to live in the middle of nowhere.
If I violate the contract, I have to pay NT$300 million!
Fanjiang Yu!
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I'll think about your offer.
Man Ling! Over here!
Hurry up!
What's wrong? Don't you know how busy I am?
You don't have to say anything.
Just make good use of this opportunity.
He's excellent, right?
You're so silly.
I have to go back to the Agricultural Association later.
I only have 30 minutes to drink coffee with you.
Let's cut to the chase. Why did you want to meet me?
Because I like you.
You don't know about my splendid record, right?
Are you talking about your 100 percent table flipping rate?
I don't care.
Then did you see in the VIP information
that my interests are pig breeding and farming?
My specialty is litigating a pig in three seconds.
Litigating a pig in three seconds isn't a skill, but an art.
This is all very attractive to me.
Are you sick?
If falling in love at first sight counts as being sick, then yes.
Then your sickness is pretty severe.
Yes. After meeting you, my sickness got even worse.
We haven't even introduced ourselves, and you already want to flip the table.
Isn't that a bit rude?
Then hurry up and introduce yourself so I can flip the table.
I'm Jay.
Not the singer Jay, but the Jay from the pig breeding forum.
Jay... Why is this name so familiar?
[Man Ling: When will I know the results?]
[Jay: Soon. Don't worry, you'll be the first to know.]
[Man Ling: Haha, thank you!]
[Oh by the way, do you have the report on the foot-and-mouth disease case?]
You're that Jay?
This is the report on the special case of foot-and-mouth disease that I promised you.
It really is you!
Why are you here?
Of course, I'm here on a blind date with you.
Thank you for treating.
You're welcome.
It's my cousin!
He's on a blind date.
I need to peek and see what this girl looks like.
Wang Man Ling?
You know her?
No, it looked like my friend. Let's go.
Fanjiang Yu!
I just remembered I need to get back to the Agricultural Association
because the committee chairperson is coming today. I have to go.
Okay, I'll take you. It's on the way.
Okay.
Fanjiang Yu.
Fanjiang Yu?
Xiao Han, why are you here?
Didn't you say you were out on a business trip? Why are you here?
Business trip?
You guys know each other?
Yeah.
But we don't know each other that well.
Wang Man Ling! Long time no see.
I trust you've been well.
What are you doing?
I didn't tell my friend that I work at the Agricultural Association.
You were saying something about going to China for a business trip?
I was only there for six months.
Long time no see.
What a coincidence to meet you here.
It's really not such a coincidence.
It just so happens that one of my employees is on a business trip
so I'm especially busy today.
I have to rush back.
I'll have to find some time to catch up with you.
Sorry, I was too careless.
Bye.
Xiao Han, we'll be going now.
Bye bye.
Seems like my cousin really likes your friend.
Is your cousin myopic?
You should get him a pair of glasses.
But your friend is a really lucky girl.
Because my uncle is a prosecutor
and my aunt is a major shareholder of Yuan Hai Corporation.
My cousin is absolutely Mr. Perfect.
Isn't he what all women would consider the golden son-in-law?
Bingo!
All my aunts and uncles want to make my brother go on blind dates.
But he didn't agree to any of them.
Your friend is the only exception.
Fanjiang Yu.
You'll put in a good word for my cousin, right?
Of course.
I think your cousin is a good match for my friend.
Don't worry, I'll do my best to make this relationship work out.
[Agricultural Association's Market]
- Thank you for driving me here. - You're welcome.
Bye bye.
Man Ling.
See you in a bit.
Yes, that's right!
Good. One, two, three.
- Executive Director. - You're all here. What's going on?
The committee chairperson is almost here. Hurry and look at yourself.
- He's coming today. - Let me take a look.
It's okay. Very fashionable.
- Take a picture. - Beautiful!
Executive Director! Executive Director!
The Committee Chairperson of the Agricultural Association is here!
Loudly! Loudly! Okay!
Okay, get ready. One, two, three!
Welcome, Committee Chairperson.
We meet again.
Why is it you?
Hello, I'm the new committee chairperson for the Agricultural Association.
My name is Zhang Kai Jie. I look forward to working with you.
The water at the bottom of Xueshan mountain is good water that
nurtures all of Taiwan's one of a kind Sanxing Scallion.
What's special about the scallion is its fragrance
which makes it unforgettable.
You're saying this handsome man is Man Ling's latest suitor?
Yeah.
Isn't it just like a dream?
Today isn't April Fool's Day. Don't take me for a fool.
It's not a joke. It's real.
He really did specifically ask to go on a blind date with Man Ling
and he insisted on not going on dates with other VIPs.
In other words, it had to be Man Ling and no one else.
Wow! That's great!
After keeping her for so long, someone is finally here to take her out of my hands.
He looks so familiar.
Taiwan's agricultural produce is amazing!
Yeah, the more I look at him, the more familiar he seems.
Yeah!
You guys are talking about this, right?
So drop-dead handsome!
Yes, it's him!
I can't believe he's the new committee chairman of the Agricultural Association.
He really is a young hero.
Let me see.
It's him!
Last time at the meeting
I heard there was a new committee chairperson.
I didn't know he would be so handsome.
This is great.
Let me tell you, he's not just a pretty face and a hard worker.
Let me give you the full report. Listen carefully.
His father is a prosecutor.
His mother is a major shareholder of Yuan Hai Corporation.
So he's not only the committee chairman of the Agricultural Association.
He might become the successor of Yuan Hai Corporation.
From just the dividends, he has more money than he can spend.
This person is just way too good.
Yuan Hai Corporation!
Yuan Hai Airline!
Yuan Hai Construction!
Are we competing to see who's louder?
That's right! It's that Yuan Hai corporation!
Wang ancestors, you have listened to our prayers.
Man Ling has found a good man to marry.
This is a little troublesome though.
One is the influential Committee Chairperson.
The other is the excellent Fanjiang Yu.
How do you choose between the two?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
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